DEAR FRIEND, 

I AM MR. GEORGE USMAN,THE ACCOUNTANT GENERAL IN THE ACCOUNTS UNIT OF BANQUE
INTERNATIONALE DU BURKINA (BIB) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO,I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM
THE BURKINA FASO CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE THE INTERNET COMPUTER DOCUMENTALIST ON
FOREIGN INVESTMENTS AND RELATIONS. I HAVE SOME FUND CLAIM WHICH WILL BE OF
BENEFIT TO BOTH OF US, I WANTED YOU TO BE AN IHERITOR OF THE CLAIM,THE FUND IS
IN A DORMANT ACCOUNT AND WITH YOUR BANK INFORMATIONS AND MY DOCUMENTATION
CERTIFIES YOU AS THE INHERITOR /BENEFICIARY SINCE I AM INSIDER AND WORKING AT
THE SAME BANK,THE TRANSFER WILL BE PROCESSED LEGALLY AND  SUCCESSFULY AND I WILL
COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSMENT. 

THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS ($4.5M) WHICH I WANTED YOU TO CLAIM FOR FURTHER
TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT
AND YOURS TOO,THIS IS VERY GREAT OPPURTUNITY  AS IT WILL TAKE A MAXIMUM OF 4
BANKING DAYS TO BE CONCLUDED ,I  AS THE INSIDER WILL DO MY DUTY PERFECTLY FOR
SECURITY REASONS. THIS IS CONFIDENCAIL FOR SUCCESSFULY CONCLUTION AND HITCH-FREE
TRANSACTION. CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY FOR FURTHER DETAILS AND MUTUAL RELATIONSHIP
AND WE WILL DECIDE TOGETHER ON HOW TO DISBURSE AND PERCENTAGE AS WELL,   

PLEASE FOR SECURITY REASON YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON MY VIA EMAIL
ADDRESS(georgeus_md@hotmail.com)

THANKING YOU FOR A GOOD CO OPERATION AND UNDERSTANDING 

MR. GEORGE USMAN

I write to inform you that we have succeeded in depositing
your $4.8 million USD with Oceanic Bank Benin Republicn with
the help of Barrister Jimmy Agu the assistant attorney to
Oceanic Bank this morning.

Based on the attorney advice, The fund was deposited into a
bounded account for security reason with the attachment
instruction of the high court that no one should remove or
withdraw any cent from the total sum of $4.8 million till
the fund is tranferred into your account.

You are advice to contact Oceanic Bank Benin to enable them
transfer your fund direct into your account without any delay.

Below is the contact information of the bank and who to contact.

OCEANIC BANK PLC
DIRECTOR: MR HARRY ALBERT
CHAIRMAN/CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF OCEANIC BANK PLC
HEAD OFFICE ADDRESS: RUE 308 REVEREND PERE,
COLINEAU CONTONOU. REPUBLIC DU BENIN.
0022998325467 /+22998325467          
EMAIL;(remittance.oceanic@live.fr)  
  
You should reach them immediately with your account details
to enable them commence with the transfer into your
account,and always remember to let me know as soon as the
$4.8 million is transfer into your account.You are advice to
keep every information regarding this transfer confidentail
for security purpose and for the secure of your fund.

Thanks and remain bless.
   
Mr Frank Williams.

Your last notification with Reference number LN 45 AB 6292.

ATTENTION TO THE OWNER OF THIS EMAIL ADDRESS 

Winner in the 1st category of our NL free Net Lottery Promotional award draws held  in September 2008. 

I am writing in respect to your  lotto winning prize of TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$2,500,000.00) which you won through the email ballot draws in the LOTTO NL Promotional Award in September 2008 in the first category prize winnings category.

We wish to inform you that your total prize money Of US$.2, 500,000.00 has remained unpaid by our reasury and credit office after the initial letter to your address for your payment was not successful.

You are hereby requested to contact  your Syndicate claims process agent and immediately update your  claims process for your payment.

Name: Mr. Tony COBBS
Tel: +31 647 205 988
Email: cobbsnl2008@yahoo.cn

You are adviced to provide the following informations:
1. Name in full, 2. Address, 3. Nationality, 4. Age, 5. Occupation, 6. Phone/Fax 

Failure to complete the claims of your cash prize after 14 days of this notice will result in the revision of award. Hence, you should commence your claims process immediately, by contacting the claims agent (Mr. Tony COBBS) who would be guiding you through the Claims process.

Congratulations on your Winning Prize and we look forward to completing your payout soon.

Accept our felicitations!
Signed: Mellisa Van Guul
For: Manager.(Events,Draws and Promotion). 

mvanguul

Editor’s Note:

What sucks about this one is that it’s really an image of text, and doesn’t translate too well onto blog.  However, since Pius is a name only reserved for Popes, we thought we’d post anyway.

   This was exactly how I felt until GOD sent a woman to help me with
financial assistance. You can contact him via
mrmorganwillicot@hotmail.com He Offers LOANS from $5,000.00 Min. to
$10,000,000.00 Max.at 4% interest rate. He is certified and trustworthy. He
can help you with financial assistance. Below are categories of loan he offers

Auto Loan
Home Equity Loan
Mortgage Loan
Business Loan
Personal Loan
Bad Credit Loan
Consolidation Loan
Etc….

If you are interested, you are required to provide him with:

*Applicant name……………………………….

*Full address…………………………………….

*Phone number………………………………..

*Amount needed………………………………

*Duration ………………………………………….

*method of delivery (Bank or Check)……………………………..

   Note i am sending this to everyone because I feel this is the only way I
can show my appreciation for what he did for me.

Please Note: All replies should be forwarded to the Company’s
E-mails:mrmorganwillicot@hotmail.com

Regards
Mrs. Julie Borges

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for  your Confirm able Bank 
Draft of $1,000.000.00 USD (One Million US Dollars), but I did not hear from 
you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER 
SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of the country for a 3 Months Course 
and I will not come back till end of December 2008.

What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as 
possible to know when they will deliver your  package to you because of the 
expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the security keeping 
fee, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing 
that it is not a Drug Money in your Country.

The only money you will need send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver 
your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($150 US) Dollars 
only being PACKAGE DELIVERY CHARGES of the Courier Company so far. Again, 
don’t be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $150 US Dollars.

I would have paid that but they said no because they don’t know when you will 
contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER 
SERVICE now for the delivery of your  Draft with this information below:

Contact Person:  Mr. Alex  Nestor
Email Address: fedexdeptservice@yahoo.com.hk
Telephone: +234-805-756-5309

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct 
telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask 
them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over 
there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to 
avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their PACKAGE DELIVERY 
CHARGES fee of $150 US Dollars for their immediate action. You should also 
let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs Gloria Marvin.

When we get it, we’ll post it.  You can read, laugh, and know what to watch for.

Take it all with a grain of salt.  Or a salt lick.  Or heck an ENTIRE PLANE FULL OF SALT THAT CRASHED OVER THE INDIAN OCEAN.

yours truly,

management

I have left a certified international bank draft for you
worth of $1,500 000.00. Contact My Secretary for Your Bank
Draft,on the information below NAME; MR.LUKE CHUKWUMA,
EMAIL:(lukechukwuma@latinmail.com), ask him to send you the
total sum of $1,500.000.00 international bank draft cashable
everywhere in the world for your compensation. CONTACT HIM
ON  this email(lukechukwuma@latinmail.com) TELL= +229 93 222
122.
However I am leaving to Germany. for investment purposes.

Regards,
MR. USMAN ADAMU.
Contact My Secretary for Your Bank Draft

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Good day,

I am Mr.James Williams, Bank Manager of Intercontinental Bank plc.,Lagos Branch. Having consulted and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of USD$25,000,000.00(twenty five million united states dollars) into your account.

On December 6 2000, an American oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation Mr. Henry Gardner made a numbered time(fixed) deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at USD$25,000,000.00(twenty five million dollars) in my branch. Upon
maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarded address but got no reply. After a month we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers NNPC, that Mr. Henry died in an automobile accident.

On further investigation, I found out that he did not leave a WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr.Henry did not declare any next of kin in all his official documents, including his bank deposit paperwork.
This sum USD$25,000,000.00 is still floating in the bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Laws, at the expiration of 10(ten) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as a next of kin of Mr. Henry Gardner.

This is simple

1) I will like you to provide me immediately with your full names & address so that an attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits, which will put you as next of kin.

2) We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting & notarization of the WILL and obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer.

The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you, which we will both sign and agree to, by a Memorandum of Understanding (M.O.U) before we proceed with the transfer of the money to you.
There is no risk at all as the attorney will do the paperwork for this transaction and with my position as the branch manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand.PLEASE OBSERVE UTMOST CONFIDENTIALITY, and be rest assured that this would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply via this email below , please save me the anxiety of endless waiting. Please reply to: jameswilliams5248@galmail.co.za

God bless you as you do.

Mr. James Williams
Intercontinental Bank plc.
Lagos, Nigeria